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classAlexextendsWeebimplementsHacker,Athlete{startWorkingDay(){while(shouldContinue()){学习中文();// TODO: look into finding where memory leaks are....constcurrentProject=this.getCurrentProject();continueWorkingOn(currentProject);perform(this.getCurrentWorkout());perform(getDayJob());perform(getWalkingRoute());continueWorkingOn(currentProject);watch(this.pickAnime());question(getCurrentLifeChoices());sleep(this.getDesiredHoursOfSleep());}}startRestDay(){eat(findFood());constanimeForTheDay=this.pickAnime();watch(animeForTheDay);perform(getWalkingRoute())watch(animeForTheDay);sleep(this.getDesiredHoursOfSleep());// TODO: Need to find more hobbies.}privatefavoriteLanguages=['TypeScript','Kotlin'];privategetCurrentProject(): Project{constbuggyProjects=getMaintainedOSSProjects().filter(project=>project.reportedBugs().filter(bug=>!isFeature(bug)).some(bug=>doICareEnoughToFix(bug)));if(!!buggyProjects.length){returnnewBugFixProject(buggyProjects);}elseif(!this.hasEnoughAnimeGirlThemes()){returnnewExasterbateAnimeAddictionProject();}constchosenLanguage=pickRandom(this.favoriteLanguages);returnnewRandomProject(chosenLanguage,pickRandomTopic(chosenLanguage));}privatehasEnoughAnimeGirlThemes(){returnisStillWeeb()&&getDurationFromLastBuiltTheme().isGreaterThan(Duration.of(30,DAYS));}privategetCurrentWorkout(): Workout{switch(getCurrentDay()){caseDays.MONDAY: returnWorkout.LEGS;caseDays.TUESDAY: returnWorkout.PUSH;caseDays.WEDNESDAY: returnWorkout.PULL;caseDays.THURSDAY: returnWorkout.SHOULDERS;caseDays.FRIDAY: returnWorkout.CARDIO;default: returnWorkout.RECOVERY;}}privatefavoriteAnimeGenres=newSet(['Romance','Slice of Life','Isekai','Comedy']);privatepickAnime(): Anime{while(true){constnextAnime=pickRandomAnime();constgenre=nextAnime.genre;if(this.favoriteAnimeGenres.has(genre)||(isTrash(nextAnime)&&isEcchi(nextAnime))){returnnextAnime;}}}privategetDesiredHoursOfSleep(){returnisWeekday() ? 7.5 : pickRandomNumberBetween(7,10);}}The mission of Jesus is to comfort the afflicted and afflicted the comfortable.🙏🙏🙏





