name: Areesh Alirole: Full-Stack + AI Engineerlocation: Islamabad, PK (aka the timezone that hates you)experience: 4 yrs (7 in dog years)building: Whisper→GPT→"how do we not hallucinate?" at Futurenosticsstack: MERN, Python, Postgres, Redis, LLM soupstrengths: RAG that works. Backends that don't fold. UIs that ship.weakness: naming variables. temp2_final_v3_ACTUAL.jshobbies: debugging at 3am, blaming the dependency, being right |  |
disclaimer: this list is 80% "I use it daily" and 20% "I once used it and it worked so I'm keeping it"
most productive time: 3am. yes, that's the problem.
09:00 ☕ standup ("no blockers")
09:30 🧠 actually 4 blockers
10:00 💻 refactor "just one thing"
11:30 🔥 three files broken
13:00 🥲 it was a typo. semicolon.
14:00 🚀 deploy to staging
14:03 📉 staging on fire
15:00 🧯 hotfix. blame the intern.
17:00 ✅ it works! commit.
17:01 🐛 new bug. undo commit.
23:00 🧙 fix in 2 lines. genius.
03:47 📟 pager. it's the 2 lines. |  Vibe check:
"weeks where nothing happens, and weeks where decades happen." — my git log |
hiring? cool idea? want to argue about tabs vs spaces? all welcome.
you made it to the bottom. we're basically friends now.
if this README convinced you to hire me, that's the highest ROI on GIFs in history 🚀