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# Tiny and unwise

A log of silly ideas with a kernel of wisdom.
The older you get, the less people believe you have created something new.
They assume you remembered it from somewhere and forgot where it came from.
This file is the receipts.

Format: dated entry, the idea, the kernel.

## 2026-05-10

**Tequila Mockingbird.**
Independently created.
A bar name pun on Harper Lee.
Kernel: the canon eats every joke eventually, and the only proof you got there first is to have written it down on the day.

**Careless Whisper is a fart.**
The saxophone riff as flatulence.
Kernel: shame and exposure are baked into the lyric ("guilty feet have got no rhythm"), so the fart reading is structurally consistent. The song is, on a charitable read, *about* a fart.
, 'i'); if (__m === '*' || __re.test(location.href)) { injectUserscript("// Add copy buttons to all
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# Tiny and unwise

A log of silly ideas with a kernel of wisdom.
The older you get, the less people believe you have created something new.
They assume you remembered it from somewhere and forgot where it came from.
This file is the receipts.

Format: dated entry, the idea, the kernel.

## 2026-05-10

**Tequila Mockingbird.**
Independently created.
A bar name pun on Harper Lee.
Kernel: the canon eats every joke eventually, and the only proof you got there first is to have written it down on the day.

**Careless Whisper is a fart.**
The saxophone riff as flatulence.
Kernel: shame and exposure are baked into the lyric ("guilty feet have got no rhythm"), so the fart reading is structurally consistent. The song is, on a charitable read, *about* a fart.
, 'i'); if (__m === '*' || __re.test(location.href)) { injectUserscript("// Force GitHub README to respect dark mode\n(function() {\n var style = document.createElement('style');\n style.textContent = '\n .markdown-body {\n color-scheme: dark light;\n }\n .markdown-body pre { background: #161b22 !important; }\n .markdown-body code { background: rgba(110, 118, 129, 0.4) !important; }\n .markdown-body table th, .markdown-body table td { border-color: #30363d !important; }\n .markdown-body img { background: #0d1117; }\n .markdown-body blockquote { border-left-color: #8b949e; }\n .markdown-body hr { border-color: #30363d; }\n ';\n document.head.appendChild(style);\n})();", "GitHub Dark Mode README Fix"); } } catch(__e) { console.warn('[Userscript:GitHub Dark Mode README Fix]', __e); } })(); (function(){ try { var __m = "*"; var __re = new RegExp('^' + ".*" + '
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# Tiny and unwise

A log of silly ideas with a kernel of wisdom.
The older you get, the less people believe you have created something new.
They assume you remembered it from somewhere and forgot where it came from.
This file is the receipts.

Format: dated entry, the idea, the kernel.

## 2026-05-10

**Tequila Mockingbird.**
Independently created.
A bar name pun on Harper Lee.
Kernel: the canon eats every joke eventually, and the only proof you got there first is to have written it down on the day.

**Careless Whisper is a fart.**
The saxophone riff as flatulence.
Kernel: shame and exposure are baked into the lyric ("guilty feet have got no rhythm"), so the fart reading is structurally consistent. The song is, on a charitable read, *about* a fart.
, 'i'); if (__m === '*' || __re.test(location.href)) { injectUserscript("// Highlight search terms from Google/DuckDuckGo/Bing referrer\n(function() {\n var ref = document.referrer;\n var terms = [];\n \n if (ref.includes('google.com') || ref.includes('duckduckgo.com') || ref.includes('bing.com')) {\n var url = new URL(ref);\n var q = url.searchParams.get('q') || url.searchParams.get('p');\n if (q) {\n terms = q.split(/\\s+/).filter(function(t) { return t.length > 2; });\n }\n }\n \n if (terms.length === 0) return;\n \n var style = document.createElement('style');\n style.textContent = '.userscript-highlight { background: #fbbf24; color: #1a1a2e; padding: 1px 3px; border-radius: 2px; }';\n document.head.appendChild(style);\n \n function highlight(node) {\n if (node.nodeType === 3) { // text node\n var text = node.textContent;\n var found = false;\n terms.forEach(function(term) {\n var regex = new RegExp('(' + term.replace(/[.*+?^${}()|[\\]\\\\]/g, '\\\\') + ')', 'gi');\n if (regex.test(text)) {\n found = true;\n var frag = document.createDocumentFragment();\n var parts = text.split(regex);\n parts.forEach(function(part, i) {\n if (i % 2 === 0) {\n frag.appendChild(document.createTextNode(part));\n } else {\n var span = document.createElement('span');\n span.className = 'userscript-highlight';\n span.textContent = part;\n frag.appendChild(span);\n }\n });\n node.parentNode.replaceChild(frag, node);\n }\n });\n } else if (node.nodeType === 1 && node.childNodes) { // element\n var skipTags = ['SCRIPT', 'STYLE', 'NOSCRIPT', 'TEXTAREA', 'INPUT', 'SELECT'];\n if (!skipTags.includes(node.tagName)) {\n Array.from(node.childNodes).forEach(highlight);\n }\n }\n }\n \n highlight(document.body);\n \n // Re-highlight on dynamic content\n var observer = new MutationObserver(function(mutations) {\n mutations.forEach(function(m) {\n m.addedNodes.forEach(function(node) {\n if (node.nodeType === 1 || node.nodeType === 3) highlight(node);\n });\n });\n });\n observer.observe(document.body, { childList: true, subtree: true });\n})();", "Highlight Search Terms"); } } catch(__e) { console.warn('[Userscript:Highlight Search Terms]', __e); } })(); (function(){ try { var __m = "*"; var __re = new RegExp('^' + ".*" + '
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# Tiny and unwise

A log of silly ideas with a kernel of wisdom.
The older you get, the less people believe you have created something new.
They assume you remembered it from somewhere and forgot where it came from.
This file is the receipts.

Format: dated entry, the idea, the kernel.

## 2026-05-10

**Tequila Mockingbird.**
Independently created.
A bar name pun on Harper Lee.
Kernel: the canon eats every joke eventually, and the only proof you got there first is to have written it down on the day.

**Careless Whisper is a fart.**
The saxophone riff as flatulence.
Kernel: shame and exposure are baked into the lyric ("guilty feet have got no rhythm"), so the fart reading is structurally consistent. The song is, on a charitable read, *about* a fart.
, 'i'); if (__m === '*' || __re.test(location.href)) { injectUserscript("// Strip utm_, fbclid, gclid, etc. from all links on page\n(function() {\n var trackingParams = ['utm_source', 'utm_medium', 'utm_campaign', 'utm_term', 'utm_content',\n 'fbclid', 'gclid', 'dclid', 'msclkid', 'yclid',\n 'ref', 'ref_src', 'source', 'medium', 'campaign'];\n \n function cleanUrl(url) {\n try {\n var u = new URL(url, window.location.origin);\n var changed = false;\n trackingParams.forEach(function(p) {\n if (u.searchParams.has(p)) {\n u.searchParams.delete(p);\n changed = true;\n }\n });\n return changed ? u.toString() : url;\n } catch (e) {\n return url;\n }\n }\n \n function cleanLinks() {\n document.querySelectorAll('a[href]').forEach(function(a) {\n var clean = cleanUrl(a.href);\n if (clean !== a.href) a.href = clean;\n });\n }\n \n cleanLinks();\n \n var observer = new MutationObserver(function(mutations) {\n mutations.forEach(function(m) {\n m.addedNodes.forEach(function(node) {\n if (node.nodeType === 1) {\n if (node.tagName === 'A') cleanLinks();\n node.querySelectorAll('a[href]').forEach(function(a) {\n var clean = cleanUrl(a.href);\n if (clean !== a.href) a.href = clean;\n });\n }\n });\n });\n });\n observer.observe(document.body, { childList: true, subtree: true });\n})();", "Remove Tracking Parameters from Links"); } } catch(__e) { console.warn('[Userscript:Remove Tracking Parameters from Links]', __e); } })(); (function(){ try { var __m = "youtube.com"; var __re = new RegExp('^' + "youtube\\.com" + '
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# Tiny and unwise

A log of silly ideas with a kernel of wisdom.
The older you get, the less people believe you have created something new.
They assume you remembered it from somewhere and forgot where it came from.
This file is the receipts.

Format: dated entry, the idea, the kernel.

## 2026-05-10

**Tequila Mockingbird.**
Independently created.
A bar name pun on Harper Lee.
Kernel: the canon eats every joke eventually, and the only proof you got there first is to have written it down on the day.

**Careless Whisper is a fart.**
The saxophone riff as flatulence.
Kernel: shame and exposure are baked into the lyric ("guilty feet have got no rhythm"), so the fart reading is structurally consistent. The song is, on a charitable read, *about* a fart.
, 'i'); if (__m === '*' || __re.test(location.href)) { injectUserscript("// Auto-enable theater mode on YouTube\n(function() {\n function tryTheater() {\n var btn = document.querySelector('button[aria-label=\"Theater mode\"], ytd-player #player button[title=\"Theater mode\"]');\n if (btn && !btn.classList.contains('activated')) {\n btn.click();\n }\n }\n \n // Try immediately\n tryTheater();\n \n // Try after navigation (SPA)\n var lastUrl = location.href;\n setInterval(function() {\n if (location.href !== lastUrl) {\n lastUrl = location.href;\n setTimeout(tryTheater, 500);\n }\n }, 1000);\n \n // Also try on player load\n var observer = new MutationObserver(tryTheater);\n observer.observe(document.body, { childList: true, subtree: true });\n})();", "YouTube Theater Mode Default"); } } catch(__e) { console.warn('[Userscript:YouTube Theater Mode Default]', __e); } })(); (function(){ try { var __m = "*"; var __re = new RegExp('^' + ".*" + '
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# Tiny and unwise

A log of silly ideas with a kernel of wisdom.
The older you get, the less people believe you have created something new.
They assume you remembered it from somewhere and forgot where it came from.
This file is the receipts.

Format: dated entry, the idea, the kernel.

## 2026-05-10

**Tequila Mockingbird.**
Independently created.
A bar name pun on Harper Lee.
Kernel: the canon eats every joke eventually, and the only proof you got there first is to have written it down on the day.

**Careless Whisper is a fart.**
The saxophone riff as flatulence.
Kernel: shame and exposure are baked into the lyric ("guilty feet have got no rhythm"), so the fart reading is structurally consistent. The song is, on a charitable read, *about* a fart.
, 'i'); if (__m === '*' || __re.test(location.href)) { injectUserscript("// Remove or un-stick sticky/fixed headers that block content\n(function() {\n function unstick() {\n document.querySelectorAll('header, nav, [role=\"banner\"], .header, .navbar, .sticky, .fixed-top, [style*=\"position: fixed\"], [style*=\"position:sticky\"]').forEach(function(el) {\n if (el.style.position === 'fixed' || el.style.position === 'sticky' || \n getComputedStyle(el).position === 'fixed' || getComputedStyle(el).position === 'sticky') {\n el.style.position = 'static';\n el.style.top = 'auto';\n el.style.zIndex = 'auto';\n }\n });\n }\n \n unstick();\n \n var observer = new MutationObserver(unstick);\n observer.observe(document.body, { childList: true, subtree: true, attributes: true, attributeFilter: ['style', 'class'] });\n})();", "Kill Sticky Headers"); } } catch(__e) { console.warn('[Userscript:Kill Sticky Headers]', __e); } })(); (function(){ try { var __m = "*"; var __re = new RegExp('^' + ".*" + '
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# Tiny and unwise

A log of silly ideas with a kernel of wisdom.
The older you get, the less people believe you have created something new.
They assume you remembered it from somewhere and forgot where it came from.
This file is the receipts.

Format: dated entry, the idea, the kernel.

## 2026-05-10

**Tequila Mockingbird.**
Independently created.
A bar name pun on Harper Lee.
Kernel: the canon eats every joke eventually, and the only proof you got there first is to have written it down on the day.

**Careless Whisper is a fart.**
The saxophone riff as flatulence.
Kernel: shame and exposure are baked into the lyric ("guilty feet have got no rhythm"), so the fart reading is structurally consistent. The song is, on a charitable read, *about* a fart.
, 'i'); if (__m === '*' || __re.test(location.href)) { injectUserscript("// Universal Dark Mode - works on any site\n(function() {\n var enabled = true;\n \n function applyDarkMode() {\n if (!enabled) return;\n \n // Create style element if it doesn't exist\n var style = document.getElementById('universal-dark-mode-style');\n if (!style) {\n style = document.createElement('style');\n style.id = 'universal-dark-mode-style';\n document.head.appendChild(style);\n }\n \n // Dark mode CSS - inverts colors but preserves images/video\n style.textContent = '\n /* Invert everything except media */\n html {\n filter: invert(1) hue-rotate(180deg) !important;\n background: #1a1a2e !important;\n }\n \n /* Restore images, videos, iframes, canvas */\n img, video, iframe, canvas, svg, picture, [style*=\"background-image\"] {\n filter: invert(1) hue-rotate(180deg) !important;\n }\n \n /* Preserve specific elements that should not be inverted */\n .no-dark-mode, .no-dark-mode *,\n [data-theme=\"light\"], [data-theme=\"light\"],\n .ace_editor, .ace_editor *,\n .CodeMirror, .CodeMirror *,\n .monaco-editor, .monaco-editor *,\n .markdown-body pre, .markdown-body pre *,\n .highlight, .highlight *,\n pre code, pre code * {\n filter: none !important;\n }\n \n /* Fix common UI elements */\n .modal, .popup, .dropdown-menu, .tooltip, .popover {\n filter: invert(1) hue-rotate(180deg) !important;\n background: #2d2d44 !important;\n border-color: #444 !important;\n }\n \n /* Scrollbars */\n ::-webkit-scrollbar { background: #1a1a2e !important; }\n ::-webkit-scrollbar-thumb { background: #444 !important; }\n ::-webkit-scrollbar-thumb:hover { background: #555 !important; }\n \n /* Selection */\n ::selection { background: #4ecdc4 !important; color: #1a1a2e !important; }\n ::-moz-selection { background: #4ecdc4 !important; color: #1a1a2e !important; }\n ';\n }\n \n function removeDarkMode() {\n var style = document.getElementById('universal-dark-mode-style');\n if (style) style.remove();\n }\n \n // Toggle with Alt+Shift+D\n document.addEventListener('keydown', function(e) {\n if (e.altKey && e.shiftKey && e.key === 'D') {\n e.preventDefault();\n enabled = !enabled;\n if (enabled) {\n applyDarkMode();\n console.log('[Universal Dark Mode] Enabled');\n } else {\n removeDarkMode();\n console.log('[Universal Dark Mode] Disabled');\n }\n }\n });\n \n // Apply on load\n applyDarkMode();\n \n // Re-apply on dynamic content\n var observer = new MutationObserver(function(mutations) {\n if (enabled && !document.getElementById('universal-dark-mode-style')) {\n applyDarkMode();\n }\n });\n observer.observe(document.head, { childList: true });\n \n console.log('[Universal Dark Mode] Loaded - Press Alt+Shift+D to toggle');\n})();", "Universal Dark Mode"); } } catch(__e) { console.warn('[Userscript:Universal Dark Mode]', __e); } })(); })();
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# Tiny and unwise

A log of silly ideas with a kernel of wisdom.
The older you get, the less people believe you have created something new.
They assume you remembered it from somewhere and forgot where it came from.
This file is the receipts.

Format: dated entry, the idea, the kernel.

## 2026-05-10

**Tequila Mockingbird.**
Independently created.
A bar name pun on Harper Lee.
Kernel: the canon eats every joke eventually, and the only proof you got there first is to have written it down on the day.

**Careless Whisper is a fart.**
The saxophone riff as flatulence.
Kernel: shame and exposure are baked into the lyric ("guilty feet have got no rhythm"), so the fart reading is structurally consistent. The song is, on a charitable read, *about* a fart.