#!/bin/bashwhoami() {
echo"Keyboard warrior, breaking fingers with VIM"echo"Automation enthusiast (more like obsession-ist)"echo"Bash script for everything"
}
ps aux | grep adis
# USER PID %CPU %MEM COMMAND# adis 1 99.9 100 hacking-around-with-bash# adis 2 88.0 50 wondering-why-it-works-now# adis 3 75.5 25 blaming-dns
kubectl get pods -n brain
# NAME READY STATUS# automation-obsession 1/1 Running# coffee-dependency 1/1 Running# imposter-syndrome 0/1 CrashLoopBackOff
crontab -l
# 0 9 * * * brew coffee && check-alerts# 0 12 * * * brew coffee && terraform plan# 0 17 * * * kubectl delete pods --all -A --force --grace-period=0export INTERESTS="linux vim containerization iac network math"export MOTTO="if it can be scripted, it will be scripted"
whoami