constapk={pronouns: "he"|"him",location: "India 🇮🇳",role: "Full-Stack Freelance Developer",currentlyLearning: ["Elixir","how to fix my sleep cycle"],hobbies: ["sleeping","shitposting","more sleeping"],askMeAbout: ["webdev","why my code worked yesterday but not today"],funFact: "I don't always test my code, but when I do, I do it in production 🚨",};"It's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature" — me, before pushing to main at 3am :(
and a few other tools I pretend to understand
| 🕐 Time | 📋 Activity |
|---|---|
| 9:00 AM | "I'll start early today" 😤 |
| 11:00 AM | Actually wakes up :( |
| 12:00 PM | Stares at code, blames the framework |
| 3:00 PM | Stack Overflow gives me hope |
| 6:00 PM | Stack Overflow takes it back 🚨 |
| 11:00 PM | Productivity arc begins |
| 4:00 AM | Ships to prod, hopes for the best (^_-) |