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I write tiny, mean, dependency-free TypeScript libraries. The kind that do one thing, do it fast, and then get out of your package.json without setting it on fire.
The rules:
- 🚫 Zero dependencies. If I can't write it myself, you probably don't need it.
- ⚡ Fast by default. Pooled buffers, precomputed lookup tables, no apologies.
- 🧪 Tests or it didn't happen. A million-ID collision test is just a Tuesday.
- 📦 Tree-shakeable, browser-friendly, type-safe. Pick all three. They're free.
- 💅 READMEs that don't read like furniture instructions.
A growing collection of small, sharp tools. Each one replaces a bloated dependency you're embarrassed to be using.
| Package | What it does | Replaces |
|---|---|---|
idx | Random, sortable, and human-readable IDs | nanoid, uuid, ulid |
isx | Unified type-checking & validation | a hundred is-* packages |
validatex | Schema validation that doesn't hate you | half of zod's feature set |
objx | Safe get / set / deep merge | lodash.get, lodash.set |
| Package | What it does | Replaces |
|---|---|---|
argx | Turn any function into a CLI | yargs, commander |
clix | Turn any script into a CLI | the part of your brain that writes argv parsers |
flagx | Tiny flag parser with superpowers | has-flag, minimist |
cli-ui | Spinners, progress bars, task displays | ora, listr |
ansix | Modern ANSI & terminal toolkit | chalk, kleur, picocolors |
| Package | What it does | Replaces |
|---|---|---|
envx | One-line .env loader & validator | dotenv + your custom wrapper |
logx | Tiny zero-config structured logger | winston, pino, console.log |
securex | Self-configuring security middleware | helmet + 4 other packages |
asyncx | Retries, timeouts, caching, circuit breakers | p-retry, p-timeout, p-queue, etc. |
agent | Build reliable AI agents in minutes | rolling your own at 3am |
More on the way. The
xis for "extreme." Or "ex-dependency." Or "Xerxes." Pick whichever helps you sleep.
Small libraries are a feature, not a limitation.
Every megabyte of node_modules is a megabyte someone has to download, audit, and trust. I'd rather write 200 lines of clean code than pull in 14 transitive dependencies that someone abandoned in 2019.
TypeScript is the floor, not the ceiling.
Types aren't documentation — they're a contract. Every package ships with hand-written .d.ts files. No any smuggled in. No @ts-ignore hiding bodies.
Performance is a UX feature.
Pooled crypto buffers. Precomputed lookup tables. Lazy initialization. The fast path is the only path.
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│ Packages published: 16+ │
│ Total dependencies: 0 │
│ Tests written: lots │
│ TypeScript ratio: 100% │
│ Vibes: immaculate│
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Open an issue. Send a PR. Yell into the void. I read all of them.
If a package made your day a little better, ⭐ it. If it didn't, tell me why so I can fix it.
Built in TypeScript. Published with caffeine. Maintained out of spite for node_modules bloat.
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