... demoing features I discovered 5 minutes ago... translating “just a quick ask” into 12-step rollout plans... watching Copilot do all the work while I take credit
| What I say 💬 | What I mean 🧠 |
|---|---|
| Developer Experience | Building tools to build tools that build tools |
| CI/CD Pipeline | An “automated” process, constantly updated manually |
| GitHub Copilot | The teammate who writes code while I’m still googling |
| Prompt Engineering | Arguing with AI until it does what I meant, not what I said |
| Context | The part that matters, but I hope a one-liner will cover |
| Fine-Tuning | Why use context when I can retrain the whole model? |
| Agentic Coding | Letting AI take the wheel while I get a coffee |
| Hallucination | When AI makes things up... just like in scrum dailies |
No buzzwords were harmed in this table 🐸 Only my credibility
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