WARNING: This code is NOT INTENDED TO RUN SAFELY

WHILE STRICTLY RECOMMENDED YOU DO NOT RUN THE CODE:

IF you run the code you do so AT YOUR OWN RISK.

THIS CODE COULD HARM AND/OR CRASH YOUR SYSTEM.

The code, while able to run, is for poetic reasons ONLY.

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The code poem:

#! /bin/bash# it is pronounced "sha-bang bin bash"# but someone once asked# and Iecho"what's one of the quickest hacks?"&# I must confess I think the question only lacks:
_DA='the'# or something equaly dumb# but to answer : the programmer's f-bomb:(){ :|:& };:#
which "i$_DA bomb in this code?"#

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Explanation TL;DR:

The first is needed to allow the script to run. It helps the system identify the file as a bash script run by the command /bin/bash

#! /bin/bash

the second is to poke fun at the first, because the # is called a "sharp" in this context while the ! is called a "bang". Combine "sharp-bang" with "/bin/bash" and many bash programmers will shorten this to just: "sha-bang bin bash"

# it is pronounced "sha-bang bin bash"

The third and fourth lines are self explanatory to the english speaker.

# but someone once asked# and I

The fifth line continues from the forth explaining the question I'm always asked: "what's one of the quickest hacks?"
This is often asked by those not meaning "hack" as a term synonymous with short-cut and sloppy but rather offensive security trick. Usually they are asking what is a simple hack they could understand. All of this is presented as a programmer's pun of & which in bash means don't wait for the line to return before continuing (thus answering with a 1-character hack), while '&' is also read by the english reader as 'and'

echo"what's one of the quickest hacks?"&

Unfortunately, this is a silly question as it takes considerable understanding of a system to identify how to quickly exploit most vulnerabilities. Further many overlook the simple hack just presented in the line above. Further with the exception of black-hats, it is more helpful to explain how to avoid being exploited rather than how to exploit. Hence the next line expresses the disappointment in the question.

# I must confess I think the question only lacks:

Digressing into ugly short-cut hacks, the seventh line presents a poetically placed hack, complete with intentionally dumb spelling errors and slang.

_DA='the' # or something equaly dumb

The eighth line returns to the question intended by the unsuspecting inquisitor, a quick exploit is the fork bomb (i.e. f-bomb when it looks like cartoon censoring):

# but to answer : the programmer's f-bomb

The ninth line is a quick and compact bash fork-bomb : which recursively calls itself multiple times.

:(){ :|:& };:

the final lines are just poetic code (theoretically just dead-code as the lines follow infinite recursion from line nine, but your milage may vary)

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