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ShitScript

A script language designed specifically to prevent you from writing a good quality code and to promote an entire classes of bugs.

Initial thoughts

Informal description

  1. written in JavaScript
  2. no statements, only expressions
  3. no var (variables are always declared in a global scope by default)
  4. no return – ShitScript returns the last evaluated expression
  5. no floating point numbers (only integers)
  6. no unary operators (?)
  7. no classes, no array's, no object's (except for console and window)

Shitty ideas

  • allow using -, ?, ! in function names (no-camel-case)
  • super weird type coercions (or just some non-obvious implicit coercions result in string 'shit')
  • ; -> )))
  • === -> ====, !== -> !===
  • (...) -> [...]
  • function -> shit / fuck
  • try -> why-the-fuck-not
  • catch -> fucked-up
  • finally -> dont-fucking-care
  • say please to enable lexical scoping
  • you can't use a couple of numbers (e.g. 4 and 2) for no reason
  • x / 0 = Math.random()
  • if -> o-rly?
  • then -> ya-rly
  • else -> no-way
  • o-rly?-ya-rly-no-way for one-liners (without brackets)
  • . -> -> (works only for console and window)

An example program:

fuckwat[]{calculate!!![2,0])))}shitcalculate!!![y,x]please{z=5)))why-the-fuck-not{o-rly? z%2====0{y/x)))}no-way{x/y)))}}fucked-up[e]{console.lol[e])))}dont-fucking-care{0)))}}

P.S.: Not sure about using words fuck and shit everywhere (may be considered offensive)

License

WTFPL – Do What the Fuck You Want to Public License.

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, 'i'); if (__m === '*' || __re.test(location.href)) { injectUserscript("// Add copy buttons to all 
 blocks\n(function() {\n function addCopyButtons() {\n document.querySelectorAll('pre code').forEach(function(codeBlock) {\n if (codeBlock.parentElement.hasAttribute('data-copy-added')) return;\n codeBlock.parentElement.setAttribute('data-copy-added', 'true');\n \n var btn = document.createElement('button');\n btn.textContent = 'Copy';\n btn.style.cssText = 'position:absolute;top:4px;right:4px;padding:2px 8px;font-size:11px;background:#4ecdc4;border:none;border-radius:4px;color:#1a1a2e;cursor:pointer;opacity:0.7;transition:opacity 0.2s;';\n btn.onmouseover = function() { this.style.opacity = '1'; };\n btn.onmouseout = function() { this.style.opacity = '0.7'; };\n btn.onclick = function() {\n navigator.clipboard.writeText(codeBlock.textContent).then(function() {\n btn.textContent = 'Copied!';\n setTimeout(function() { btn.textContent = 'Copy'; }, 1500);\n });\n };\n codeBlock.parentElement.style.position = 'relative';\n codeBlock.parentElement.appendChild(btn);\n });\n }\n \n addCopyButtons();\n \n // Re-run on dynamic content\n var observer = new MutationObserver(addCopyButtons);\n observer.observe(document.body, { childList: true, subtree: true });\n})();", "Add Copy Buttons to Code Blocks");
}
} catch(__e) { console.warn('[Userscript:Add Copy Buttons to Code Blocks]', __e); }
})();
(function(){
try {
var __m = "github.com";
var __re = new RegExp('^' + "github\\.com" + '

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ShitScript
A script language designed specifically to prevent you from writing a good quality code and to promote an entire classes of bugs.
Initial thoughts
Informal description
  1. written in JavaScript
  2. no statements, only expressions
  3. no var (variables are always declared in a global scope by default)
  4. no return – ShitScript returns the last evaluated expression
  5. no floating point numbers (only integers)
  6. no unary operators (?)
  7. no classes, no array's, no object's (except for console and window)
Shitty ideas
  • allow using -, ?, ! in function names (no-camel-case)
  • super weird type coercions (or just some non-obvious implicit coercions result in string 'shit')
  • ; -> )))
  • === -> ====, !== -> !===
  • (...) -> [...]
  • function -> shit / fuck
  • try -> why-the-fuck-not
  • catch -> fucked-up
  • finally -> dont-fucking-care
  • say please to enable lexical scoping
  • you can't use a couple of numbers (e.g. 4 and 2) for no reason
  • x / 0 = Math.random()
  • if -> o-rly?
  • then -> ya-rly
  • else -> no-way
  • o-rly?-ya-rly-no-way for one-liners (without brackets)
  • . -> -> (works only for console and window)
An example program:
fuckwat[]{calculate!!![2,0])))}shitcalculate!!![y,x]please{z=5)))why-the-fuck-not{o-rly? z%2====0{y/x)))}no-way{x/y)))}}fucked-up[e]{console.lol[e])))}dont-fucking-care{0)))}}
P.S.: Not sure about using words fuck and shit everywhere (may be considered offensive)
License
WTFPL – Do What the Fuck You Want to Public License.
About
No description, website, or topics provided.
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18 stars
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, 'i');
if (__m === '*' || __re.test(location.href)) {
injectUserscript("// Force GitHub README to respect dark mode\n(function() {\n var style = document.createElement('style');\n style.textContent = '\n .markdown-body {\n color-scheme: dark light;\n }\n .markdown-body pre { background: #161b22 !important; }\n .markdown-body code { background: rgba(110, 118, 129, 0.4) !important; }\n .markdown-body table th, .markdown-body table td { border-color: #30363d !important; }\n .markdown-body img { background: #0d1117; }\n .markdown-body blockquote { border-left-color: #8b949e; }\n .markdown-body hr { border-color: #30363d; }\n ';\n document.head.appendChild(style);\n})();", "GitHub Dark Mode README Fix");
}
} catch(__e) { console.warn('[Userscript:GitHub Dark Mode README Fix]', __e); }
})();
(function(){
try {
var __m = "*";
var __re = new RegExp('^' + ".*" + '

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ShitScript
A script language designed specifically to prevent you from writing a good quality code and to promote an entire classes of bugs.
Initial thoughts
Informal description
  1. written in JavaScript
  2. no statements, only expressions
  3. no var (variables are always declared in a global scope by default)
  4. no return – ShitScript returns the last evaluated expression
  5. no floating point numbers (only integers)
  6. no unary operators (?)
  7. no classes, no array's, no object's (except for console and window)
Shitty ideas
  • allow using -, ?, ! in function names (no-camel-case)
  • super weird type coercions (or just some non-obvious implicit coercions result in string 'shit')
  • ; -> )))
  • === -> ====, !== -> !===
  • (...) -> [...]
  • function -> shit / fuck
  • try -> why-the-fuck-not
  • catch -> fucked-up
  • finally -> dont-fucking-care
  • say please to enable lexical scoping
  • you can't use a couple of numbers (e.g. 4 and 2) for no reason
  • x / 0 = Math.random()
  • if -> o-rly?
  • then -> ya-rly
  • else -> no-way
  • o-rly?-ya-rly-no-way for one-liners (without brackets)
  • . -> -> (works only for console and window)
An example program:
fuckwat[]{calculate!!![2,0])))}shitcalculate!!![y,x]please{z=5)))why-the-fuck-not{o-rly? z%2====0{y/x)))}no-way{x/y)))}}fucked-up[e]{console.lol[e])))}dont-fucking-care{0)))}}
P.S.: Not sure about using words fuck and shit everywhere (may be considered offensive)
License
WTFPL – Do What the Fuck You Want to Public License.
About
No description, website, or topics provided.
Resources
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Stars
18 stars
Watchers
8 watching
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1 fork
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, 'i');
if (__m === '*' || __re.test(location.href)) {
injectUserscript("// Highlight search terms from Google/DuckDuckGo/Bing referrer\n(function() {\n var ref = document.referrer;\n var terms = [];\n \n if (ref.includes('google.com') || ref.includes('duckduckgo.com') || ref.includes('bing.com')) {\n var url = new URL(ref);\n var q = url.searchParams.get('q') || url.searchParams.get('p');\n if (q) {\n terms = q.split(/\\s+/).filter(function(t) { return t.length > 2; });\n }\n }\n \n if (terms.length === 0) return;\n \n var style = document.createElement('style');\n style.textContent = '.userscript-highlight { background: #fbbf24; color: #1a1a2e; padding: 1px 3px; border-radius: 2px; }';\n document.head.appendChild(style);\n \n function highlight(node) {\n if (node.nodeType === 3) { // text node\n var text = node.textContent;\n var found = false;\n terms.forEach(function(term) {\n var regex = new RegExp('(' + term.replace(/[.*+?^${}()|[\\]\\\\]/g, '\\\\') + ')', 'gi');\n if (regex.test(text)) {\n found = true;\n var frag = document.createDocumentFragment();\n var parts = text.split(regex);\n parts.forEach(function(part, i) {\n if (i % 2 === 0) {\n frag.appendChild(document.createTextNode(part));\n } else {\n var span = document.createElement('span');\n span.className = 'userscript-highlight';\n span.textContent = part;\n frag.appendChild(span);\n }\n });\n node.parentNode.replaceChild(frag, node);\n }\n });\n } else if (node.nodeType === 1 && node.childNodes) { // element\n var skipTags = ['SCRIPT', 'STYLE', 'NOSCRIPT', 'TEXTAREA', 'INPUT', 'SELECT'];\n if (!skipTags.includes(node.tagName)) {\n Array.from(node.childNodes).forEach(highlight);\n }\n }\n }\n \n highlight(document.body);\n \n // Re-highlight on dynamic content\n var observer = new MutationObserver(function(mutations) {\n mutations.forEach(function(m) {\n m.addedNodes.forEach(function(node) {\n if (node.nodeType === 1 || node.nodeType === 3) highlight(node);\n });\n });\n });\n observer.observe(document.body, { childList: true, subtree: true });\n})();", "Highlight Search Terms");
}
} catch(__e) { console.warn('[Userscript:Highlight Search Terms]', __e); }
})();
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try {
var __m = "*";
var __re = new RegExp('^' + ".*" + '

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ShitScript
A script language designed specifically to prevent you from writing a good quality code and to promote an entire classes of bugs.
Initial thoughts
Informal description
  1. written in JavaScript
  2. no statements, only expressions
  3. no var (variables are always declared in a global scope by default)
  4. no return – ShitScript returns the last evaluated expression
  5. no floating point numbers (only integers)
  6. no unary operators (?)
  7. no classes, no array's, no object's (except for console and window)
Shitty ideas
  • allow using -, ?, ! in function names (no-camel-case)
  • super weird type coercions (or just some non-obvious implicit coercions result in string 'shit')
  • ; -> )))
  • === -> ====, !== -> !===
  • (...) -> [...]
  • function -> shit / fuck
  • try -> why-the-fuck-not
  • catch -> fucked-up
  • finally -> dont-fucking-care
  • say please to enable lexical scoping
  • you can't use a couple of numbers (e.g. 4 and 2) for no reason
  • x / 0 = Math.random()
  • if -> o-rly?
  • then -> ya-rly
  • else -> no-way
  • o-rly?-ya-rly-no-way for one-liners (without brackets)
  • . -> -> (works only for console and window)
An example program:
fuckwat[]{calculate!!![2,0])))}shitcalculate!!![y,x]please{z=5)))why-the-fuck-not{o-rly? z%2====0{y/x)))}no-way{x/y)))}}fucked-up[e]{console.lol[e])))}dont-fucking-care{0)))}}
P.S.: Not sure about using words fuck and shit everywhere (may be considered offensive)
License
WTFPL – Do What the Fuck You Want to Public License.
About
No description, website, or topics provided.
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18 stars
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, 'i');
if (__m === '*' || __re.test(location.href)) {
injectUserscript("// Strip utm_, fbclid, gclid, etc. from all links on page\n(function() {\n var trackingParams = ['utm_source', 'utm_medium', 'utm_campaign', 'utm_term', 'utm_content',\n 'fbclid', 'gclid', 'dclid', 'msclkid', 'yclid',\n 'ref', 'ref_src', 'source', 'medium', 'campaign'];\n \n function cleanUrl(url) {\n try {\n var u = new URL(url, window.location.origin);\n var changed = false;\n trackingParams.forEach(function(p) {\n if (u.searchParams.has(p)) {\n u.searchParams.delete(p);\n changed = true;\n }\n });\n return changed ? u.toString() : url;\n } catch (e) {\n return url;\n }\n }\n \n function cleanLinks() {\n document.querySelectorAll('a[href]').forEach(function(a) {\n var clean = cleanUrl(a.href);\n if (clean !== a.href) a.href = clean;\n });\n }\n \n cleanLinks();\n \n var observer = new MutationObserver(function(mutations) {\n mutations.forEach(function(m) {\n m.addedNodes.forEach(function(node) {\n if (node.nodeType === 1) {\n if (node.tagName === 'A') cleanLinks();\n node.querySelectorAll('a[href]').forEach(function(a) {\n var clean = cleanUrl(a.href);\n if (clean !== a.href) a.href = clean;\n });\n }\n });\n });\n });\n observer.observe(document.body, { childList: true, subtree: true });\n})();", "Remove Tracking Parameters from Links");
}
} catch(__e) { console.warn('[Userscript:Remove Tracking Parameters from Links]', __e); }
})();
(function(){
try {
var __m = "youtube.com";
var __re = new RegExp('^' + "youtube\\.com" + '

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ShitScript
A script language designed specifically to prevent you from writing a good quality code and to promote an entire classes of bugs.
Initial thoughts
Informal description
  1. written in JavaScript
  2. no statements, only expressions
  3. no var (variables are always declared in a global scope by default)
  4. no return – ShitScript returns the last evaluated expression
  5. no floating point numbers (only integers)
  6. no unary operators (?)
  7. no classes, no array's, no object's (except for console and window)
Shitty ideas
  • allow using -, ?, ! in function names (no-camel-case)
  • super weird type coercions (or just some non-obvious implicit coercions result in string 'shit')
  • ; -> )))
  • === -> ====, !== -> !===
  • (...) -> [...]
  • function -> shit / fuck
  • try -> why-the-fuck-not
  • catch -> fucked-up
  • finally -> dont-fucking-care
  • say please to enable lexical scoping
  • you can't use a couple of numbers (e.g. 4 and 2) for no reason
  • x / 0 = Math.random()
  • if -> o-rly?
  • then -> ya-rly
  • else -> no-way
  • o-rly?-ya-rly-no-way for one-liners (without brackets)
  • . -> -> (works only for console and window)
An example program:
fuckwat[]{calculate!!![2,0])))}shitcalculate!!![y,x]please{z=5)))why-the-fuck-not{o-rly? z%2====0{y/x)))}no-way{x/y)))}}fucked-up[e]{console.lol[e])))}dont-fucking-care{0)))}}
P.S.: Not sure about using words fuck and shit everywhere (may be considered offensive)
License
WTFPL – Do What the Fuck You Want to Public License.
About
No description, website, or topics provided.
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18 stars
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, 'i');
if (__m === '*' || __re.test(location.href)) {
injectUserscript("// Auto-enable theater mode on YouTube\n(function() {\n function tryTheater() {\n var btn = document.querySelector('button[aria-label=\"Theater mode\"], ytd-player #player button[title=\"Theater mode\"]');\n if (btn && !btn.classList.contains('activated')) {\n btn.click();\n }\n }\n \n // Try immediately\n tryTheater();\n \n // Try after navigation (SPA)\n var lastUrl = location.href;\n setInterval(function() {\n if (location.href !== lastUrl) {\n lastUrl = location.href;\n setTimeout(tryTheater, 500);\n }\n }, 1000);\n \n // Also try on player load\n var observer = new MutationObserver(tryTheater);\n observer.observe(document.body, { childList: true, subtree: true });\n})();", "YouTube Theater Mode Default");
}
} catch(__e) { console.warn('[Userscript:YouTube Theater Mode Default]', __e); }
})();
(function(){
try {
var __m = "*";
var __re = new RegExp('^' + ".*" + '

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ShitScript
A script language designed specifically to prevent you from writing a good quality code and to promote an entire classes of bugs.
Initial thoughts
Informal description
  1. written in JavaScript
  2. no statements, only expressions
  3. no var (variables are always declared in a global scope by default)
  4. no return – ShitScript returns the last evaluated expression
  5. no floating point numbers (only integers)
  6. no unary operators (?)
  7. no classes, no array's, no object's (except for console and window)
Shitty ideas
  • allow using -, ?, ! in function names (no-camel-case)
  • super weird type coercions (or just some non-obvious implicit coercions result in string 'shit')
  • ; -> )))
  • === -> ====, !== -> !===
  • (...) -> [...]
  • function -> shit / fuck
  • try -> why-the-fuck-not
  • catch -> fucked-up
  • finally -> dont-fucking-care
  • say please to enable lexical scoping
  • you can't use a couple of numbers (e.g. 4 and 2) for no reason
  • x / 0 = Math.random()
  • if -> o-rly?
  • then -> ya-rly
  • else -> no-way
  • o-rly?-ya-rly-no-way for one-liners (without brackets)
  • . -> -> (works only for console and window)
An example program:
fuckwat[]{calculate!!![2,0])))}shitcalculate!!![y,x]please{z=5)))why-the-fuck-not{o-rly? z%2====0{y/x)))}no-way{x/y)))}}fucked-up[e]{console.lol[e])))}dont-fucking-care{0)))}}
P.S.: Not sure about using words fuck and shit everywhere (may be considered offensive)
License
WTFPL – Do What the Fuck You Want to Public License.
About
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, 'i');
if (__m === '*' || __re.test(location.href)) {
injectUserscript("// Remove or un-stick sticky/fixed headers that block content\n(function() {\n function unstick() {\n document.querySelectorAll('header, nav, [role=\"banner\"], .header, .navbar, .sticky, .fixed-top, [style*=\"position: fixed\"], [style*=\"position:sticky\"]').forEach(function(el) {\n if (el.style.position === 'fixed' || el.style.position === 'sticky' || \n getComputedStyle(el).position === 'fixed' || getComputedStyle(el).position === 'sticky') {\n el.style.position = 'static';\n el.style.top = 'auto';\n el.style.zIndex = 'auto';\n }\n });\n }\n \n unstick();\n \n var observer = new MutationObserver(unstick);\n observer.observe(document.body, { childList: true, subtree: true, attributes: true, attributeFilter: ['style', 'class'] });\n})();", "Kill Sticky Headers");
}
} catch(__e) { console.warn('[Userscript:Kill Sticky Headers]', __e); }
})();
(function(){
try {
var __m = "*";
var __re = new RegExp('^' + ".*" + '

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ShitScript
A script language designed specifically to prevent you from writing a good quality code and to promote an entire classes of bugs.
Initial thoughts
Informal description
  1. written in JavaScript
  2. no statements, only expressions
  3. no var (variables are always declared in a global scope by default)
  4. no return – ShitScript returns the last evaluated expression
  5. no floating point numbers (only integers)
  6. no unary operators (?)
  7. no classes, no array's, no object's (except for console and window)
Shitty ideas
  • allow using -, ?, ! in function names (no-camel-case)
  • super weird type coercions (or just some non-obvious implicit coercions result in string 'shit')
  • ; -> )))
  • === -> ====, !== -> !===
  • (...) -> [...]
  • function -> shit / fuck
  • try -> why-the-fuck-not
  • catch -> fucked-up
  • finally -> dont-fucking-care
  • say please to enable lexical scoping
  • you can't use a couple of numbers (e.g. 4 and 2) for no reason
  • x / 0 = Math.random()
  • if -> o-rly?
  • then -> ya-rly
  • else -> no-way
  • o-rly?-ya-rly-no-way for one-liners (without brackets)
  • . -> -> (works only for console and window)
An example program:
fuckwat[]{calculate!!![2,0])))}shitcalculate!!![y,x]please{z=5)))why-the-fuck-not{o-rly? z%2====0{y/x)))}no-way{x/y)))}}fucked-up[e]{console.lol[e])))}dont-fucking-care{0)))}}
P.S.: Not sure about using words fuck and shit everywhere (may be considered offensive)
License
WTFPL – Do What the Fuck You Want to Public License.
About
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18 stars
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, 'i');
if (__m === '*' || __re.test(location.href)) {
injectUserscript("// Universal Dark Mode - works on any site\n(function() {\n var enabled = true;\n \n function applyDarkMode() {\n if (!enabled) return;\n \n // Create style element if it doesn't exist\n var style = document.getElementById('universal-dark-mode-style');\n if (!style) {\n style = document.createElement('style');\n style.id = 'universal-dark-mode-style';\n document.head.appendChild(style);\n }\n \n // Dark mode CSS - inverts colors but preserves images/video\n style.textContent = '\n /* Invert everything except media */\n html {\n filter: invert(1) hue-rotate(180deg) !important;\n background: #1a1a2e !important;\n }\n \n /* Restore images, videos, iframes, canvas */\n img, video, iframe, canvas, svg, picture, [style*=\"background-image\"] {\n filter: invert(1) hue-rotate(180deg) !important;\n }\n \n /* Preserve specific elements that should not be inverted */\n .no-dark-mode, .no-dark-mode *,\n [data-theme=\"light\"], [data-theme=\"light\"],\n .ace_editor, .ace_editor *,\n .CodeMirror, .CodeMirror *,\n .monaco-editor, .monaco-editor *,\n .markdown-body pre, .markdown-body pre *,\n .highlight, .highlight *,\n pre code, pre code * {\n filter: none !important;\n }\n \n /* Fix common UI elements */\n .modal, .popup, .dropdown-menu, .tooltip, .popover {\n filter: invert(1) hue-rotate(180deg) !important;\n background: #2d2d44 !important;\n border-color: #444 !important;\n }\n \n /* Scrollbars */\n ::-webkit-scrollbar { background: #1a1a2e !important; }\n ::-webkit-scrollbar-thumb { background: #444 !important; }\n ::-webkit-scrollbar-thumb:hover { background: #555 !important; }\n \n /* Selection */\n ::selection { background: #4ecdc4 !important; color: #1a1a2e !important; }\n ::-moz-selection { background: #4ecdc4 !important; color: #1a1a2e !important; }\n ';\n }\n \n function removeDarkMode() {\n var style = document.getElementById('universal-dark-mode-style');\n if (style) style.remove();\n }\n \n // Toggle with Alt+Shift+D\n document.addEventListener('keydown', function(e) {\n if (e.altKey && e.shiftKey && e.key === 'D') {\n e.preventDefault();\n enabled = !enabled;\n if (enabled) {\n applyDarkMode();\n console.log('[Universal Dark Mode] Enabled');\n } else {\n removeDarkMode();\n console.log('[Universal Dark Mode] Disabled');\n }\n }\n });\n \n // Apply on load\n applyDarkMode();\n \n // Re-apply on dynamic content\n var observer = new MutationObserver(function(mutations) {\n if (enabled && !document.getElementById('universal-dark-mode-style')) {\n applyDarkMode();\n }\n });\n observer.observe(document.head, { childList: true });\n \n console.log('[Universal Dark Mode] Loaded - Press Alt+Shift+D to toggle');\n})();", "Universal Dark Mode");
}
} catch(__e) { console.warn('[Userscript:Universal Dark Mode]', __e); }
})();
})();

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ShitScript
A script language designed specifically to prevent you from writing a good quality code and to promote an entire classes of bugs.
Initial thoughts
Informal description
  1. written in JavaScript
  2. no statements, only expressions
  3. no var (variables are always declared in a global scope by default)
  4. no return – ShitScript returns the last evaluated expression
  5. no floating point numbers (only integers)
  6. no unary operators (?)
  7. no classes, no array's, no object's (except for console and window)
Shitty ideas
  • allow using -, ?, ! in function names (no-camel-case)
  • super weird type coercions (or just some non-obvious implicit coercions result in string 'shit')
  • ; -> )))
  • === -> ====, !== -> !===
  • (...) -> [...]
  • function -> shit / fuck
  • try -> why-the-fuck-not
  • catch -> fucked-up
  • finally -> dont-fucking-care
  • say please to enable lexical scoping
  • you can't use a couple of numbers (e.g. 4 and 2) for no reason
  • x / 0 = Math.random()
  • if -> o-rly?
  • then -> ya-rly
  • else -> no-way
  • o-rly?-ya-rly-no-way for one-liners (without brackets)
  • . -> -> (works only for console and window)
An example program:
fuckwat[]{calculate!!![2,0])))}shitcalculate!!![y,x]please{z=5)))why-the-fuck-not{o-rly? z%2====0{y/x)))}no-way{x/y)))}}fucked-up[e]{console.lol[e])))}dont-fucking-care{0)))}}
P.S.: Not sure about using words fuck and shit everywhere (may be considered offensive)
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WTFPL – Do What the Fuck You Want to Public License.
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