The appender's margin over INSERT is a wall clock assertion and CI is not a quiet machine #33

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tests/test_appender.py::test_appending_beats_inserting_by_the_margin_that_makes_it_worth_having asks for a five times margin over 200 rows and gets between two and four on a GitHub runner. It has failed on both ubuntu 3.11 and ubuntu 3.14 on every run of main since #30, and it fails on every branch, so it is not telling anyone anything about the branch under it.

The last two runs, both of them main:

200 rows: 24 ms inserted, 7 ms appended ubuntu 3.11
200 rows: 16 ms inserted, 6 ms appended ubuntu 3.14

The margin is real and the measurement is not. 200 rows is tens of milliseconds, a shared runner has other tenants, and a test that divides one noisy number by another noisy one is measuring the neighbours. What the test is for is worth keeping: the appender exists because it is faster than a statement per row, and a change that lost that should fail something.

Two ways out and they are not exclusive. Raise the row count until the numbers are large enough that scheduling noise is a rounding error, which costs seconds of CI rather than milliseconds. Or keep the assertion and stop counting a fixed margin: assert that appending is faster at all in CI, and keep the five times figure for a benchmark that runs where a benchmark can be believed.

Until then it is red on every pull request, which is worse than not running, because a gate everyone has learned to read past is a gate that will miss the real one.

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      The appender's margin over INSERT is a wall clock assertion and CI is not a quiet machine #33

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      tests/test_appender.py::test_appending_beats_inserting_by_the_margin_that_makes_it_worth_having asks for a five times margin over 200 rows and gets between two and four on a GitHub runner. It has failed on both ubuntu 3.11 and ubuntu 3.14 on every run of main since #30, and it fails on every branch, so it is not telling anyone anything about the branch under it.

      The last two runs, both of them main:

      200 rows: 24 ms inserted, 7 ms appended ubuntu 3.11
      200 rows: 16 ms inserted, 6 ms appended ubuntu 3.14
      

      The margin is real and the measurement is not. 200 rows is tens of milliseconds, a shared runner has other tenants, and a test that divides one noisy number by another noisy one is measuring the neighbours. What the test is for is worth keeping: the appender exists because it is faster than a statement per row, and a change that lost that should fail something.

      Two ways out and they are not exclusive. Raise the row count until the numbers are large enough that scheduling noise is a rounding error, which costs seconds of CI rather than milliseconds. Or keep the assertion and stop counting a fixed margin: assert that appending is faster at all in CI, and keep the five times figure for a benchmark that runs where a benchmark can be believed.

      Until then it is red on every pull request, which is worse than not running, because a gate everyone has learned to read past is a gate that will miss the real one.

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          The appender's margin over INSERT is a wall clock assertion and CI is not a quiet machine #33

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          @tamnd

          tests/test_appender.py::test_appending_beats_inserting_by_the_margin_that_makes_it_worth_having asks for a five times margin over 200 rows and gets between two and four on a GitHub runner. It has failed on both ubuntu 3.11 and ubuntu 3.14 on every run of main since #30, and it fails on every branch, so it is not telling anyone anything about the branch under it.

          The last two runs, both of them main:

          200 rows: 24 ms inserted, 7 ms appended ubuntu 3.11
          200 rows: 16 ms inserted, 6 ms appended ubuntu 3.14
          

          The margin is real and the measurement is not. 200 rows is tens of milliseconds, a shared runner has other tenants, and a test that divides one noisy number by another noisy one is measuring the neighbours. What the test is for is worth keeping: the appender exists because it is faster than a statement per row, and a change that lost that should fail something.

          Two ways out and they are not exclusive. Raise the row count until the numbers are large enough that scheduling noise is a rounding error, which costs seconds of CI rather than milliseconds. Or keep the assertion and stop counting a fixed margin: assert that appending is faster at all in CI, and keep the five times figure for a benchmark that runs where a benchmark can be believed.

          Until then it is red on every pull request, which is worse than not running, because a gate everyone has learned to read past is a gate that will miss the real one.

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              The appender's margin over INSERT is a wall clock assertion and CI is not a quiet machine #33

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              @tamnd

              tests/test_appender.py::test_appending_beats_inserting_by_the_margin_that_makes_it_worth_having asks for a five times margin over 200 rows and gets between two and four on a GitHub runner. It has failed on both ubuntu 3.11 and ubuntu 3.14 on every run of main since #30, and it fails on every branch, so it is not telling anyone anything about the branch under it.

              The last two runs, both of them main:

              200 rows: 24 ms inserted, 7 ms appended ubuntu 3.11
              200 rows: 16 ms inserted, 6 ms appended ubuntu 3.14
              

              The margin is real and the measurement is not. 200 rows is tens of milliseconds, a shared runner has other tenants, and a test that divides one noisy number by another noisy one is measuring the neighbours. What the test is for is worth keeping: the appender exists because it is faster than a statement per row, and a change that lost that should fail something.

              Two ways out and they are not exclusive. Raise the row count until the numbers are large enough that scheduling noise is a rounding error, which costs seconds of CI rather than milliseconds. Or keep the assertion and stop counting a fixed margin: assert that appending is faster at all in CI, and keep the five times figure for a benchmark that runs where a benchmark can be believed.

              Until then it is red on every pull request, which is worse than not running, because a gate everyone has learned to read past is a gate that will miss the real one.

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                  The appender's margin over INSERT is a wall clock assertion and CI is not a quiet machine #33

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                  tests/test_appender.py::test_appending_beats_inserting_by_the_margin_that_makes_it_worth_having asks for a five times margin over 200 rows and gets between two and four on a GitHub runner. It has failed on both ubuntu 3.11 and ubuntu 3.14 on every run of main since #30, and it fails on every branch, so it is not telling anyone anything about the branch under it.

                  The last two runs, both of them main:

                  200 rows: 24 ms inserted, 7 ms appended ubuntu 3.11
                  200 rows: 16 ms inserted, 6 ms appended ubuntu 3.14
                  

                  The margin is real and the measurement is not. 200 rows is tens of milliseconds, a shared runner has other tenants, and a test that divides one noisy number by another noisy one is measuring the neighbours. What the test is for is worth keeping: the appender exists because it is faster than a statement per row, and a change that lost that should fail something.

                  Two ways out and they are not exclusive. Raise the row count until the numbers are large enough that scheduling noise is a rounding error, which costs seconds of CI rather than milliseconds. Or keep the assertion and stop counting a fixed margin: assert that appending is faster at all in CI, and keep the five times figure for a benchmark that runs where a benchmark can be believed.

                  Until then it is red on every pull request, which is worse than not running, because a gate everyone has learned to read past is a gate that will miss the real one.

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                      The appender's margin over INSERT is a wall clock assertion and CI is not a quiet machine #33

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                      @tamnd

                      tests/test_appender.py::test_appending_beats_inserting_by_the_margin_that_makes_it_worth_having asks for a five times margin over 200 rows and gets between two and four on a GitHub runner. It has failed on both ubuntu 3.11 and ubuntu 3.14 on every run of main since #30, and it fails on every branch, so it is not telling anyone anything about the branch under it.

                      The last two runs, both of them main:

                      200 rows: 24 ms inserted, 7 ms appended ubuntu 3.11
                      200 rows: 16 ms inserted, 6 ms appended ubuntu 3.14
                      

                      The margin is real and the measurement is not. 200 rows is tens of milliseconds, a shared runner has other tenants, and a test that divides one noisy number by another noisy one is measuring the neighbours. What the test is for is worth keeping: the appender exists because it is faster than a statement per row, and a change that lost that should fail something.

                      Two ways out and they are not exclusive. Raise the row count until the numbers are large enough that scheduling noise is a rounding error, which costs seconds of CI rather than milliseconds. Or keep the assertion and stop counting a fixed margin: assert that appending is faster at all in CI, and keep the five times figure for a benchmark that runs where a benchmark can be believed.

                      Until then it is red on every pull request, which is worse than not running, because a gate everyone has learned to read past is a gate that will miss the real one.

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                          The appender's margin over INSERT is a wall clock assertion and CI is not a quiet machine #33

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                          tests/test_appender.py::test_appending_beats_inserting_by_the_margin_that_makes_it_worth_having asks for a five times margin over 200 rows and gets between two and four on a GitHub runner. It has failed on both ubuntu 3.11 and ubuntu 3.14 on every run of main since #30, and it fails on every branch, so it is not telling anyone anything about the branch under it.

                          The last two runs, both of them main:

                          200 rows: 24 ms inserted, 7 ms appended ubuntu 3.11
                          200 rows: 16 ms inserted, 6 ms appended ubuntu 3.14
                          

                          The margin is real and the measurement is not. 200 rows is tens of milliseconds, a shared runner has other tenants, and a test that divides one noisy number by another noisy one is measuring the neighbours. What the test is for is worth keeping: the appender exists because it is faster than a statement per row, and a change that lost that should fail something.

                          Two ways out and they are not exclusive. Raise the row count until the numbers are large enough that scheduling noise is a rounding error, which costs seconds of CI rather than milliseconds. Or keep the assertion and stop counting a fixed margin: assert that appending is faster at all in CI, and keep the five times figure for a benchmark that runs where a benchmark can be believed.

                          Until then it is red on every pull request, which is worse than not running, because a gate everyone has learned to read past is a gate that will miss the real one.

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                              The appender's margin over INSERT is a wall clock assertion and CI is not a quiet machine #33

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                              tests/test_appender.py::test_appending_beats_inserting_by_the_margin_that_makes_it_worth_having asks for a five times margin over 200 rows and gets between two and four on a GitHub runner. It has failed on both ubuntu 3.11 and ubuntu 3.14 on every run of main since #30, and it fails on every branch, so it is not telling anyone anything about the branch under it.

                              The last two runs, both of them main:

                              200 rows: 24 ms inserted, 7 ms appended ubuntu 3.11
                              200 rows: 16 ms inserted, 6 ms appended ubuntu 3.14
                              

                              The margin is real and the measurement is not. 200 rows is tens of milliseconds, a shared runner has other tenants, and a test that divides one noisy number by another noisy one is measuring the neighbours. What the test is for is worth keeping: the appender exists because it is faster than a statement per row, and a change that lost that should fail something.

                              Two ways out and they are not exclusive. Raise the row count until the numbers are large enough that scheduling noise is a rounding error, which costs seconds of CI rather than milliseconds. Or keep the assertion and stop counting a fixed margin: assert that appending is faster at all in CI, and keep the five times figure for a benchmark that runs where a benchmark can be believed.

                              Until then it is red on every pull request, which is worse than not running, because a gate everyone has learned to read past is a gate that will miss the real one.

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